What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
A stuffed animal.
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Which elf is the best singer?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?