What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
A stuffed animal.
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What is the most faithful insect?
When does a horse talk?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why are cause and effect so close?