Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
He was lucky it was a soft drink.
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why was the fish so smart?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?