Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
He was lucky it was a soft drink.
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What is an archer's favorite store?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What fish only swims at night?