Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
He was lucky it was a soft drink.
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Which insect makes the best father?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?