Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
He was lucky it was a soft drink.
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
How do snowmen get information?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?