Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
He was lucky it was a soft drink.
What do you call a small mom?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?