Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
He was lucky it was a soft drink.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
Why do trees try new things so often?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What do fish use for glasses?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?