What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What fairy loves to count?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
How do you get kids to do something?