Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Because it rained on his parade.
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
It's allergy season again?
Why are turtles so shy?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
How much money does a skunk have?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
Where does a camper keep his money?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
How was the wedding?