Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Because it rained on his parade.
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
When does a horse talk?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What do little monsters call their mother?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Which insect is the smartest?