Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why are stones so good at music?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Which elf is the best singer?