Why did the puppy struggle in school?
He was boneheaded.
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What horn never makes a sound?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What season begins with a thud?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?