Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What bird is always sad?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?