Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
He refused to be spoken to in that tone.
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
How do you grill cheese?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why is laughter the best medicine?