What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What shape is bad at driving?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What do nosey peppers do?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Did you know about April 1st?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?