Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
He refused to be spoken to in that tone.
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What do fish do at parades?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?