Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
They prefer cricket matches.
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What's a doll's favorite car?