Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Which president loved to take baths?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?