Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
They prefer cricket matches.
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What do bees chew?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What car can you only see twice a year?
How do hurricanes see?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?