What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What did the sick chicken say?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a baby monkey?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?