What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?