What part of your eye learns the quickest?
The pupil.
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What part of a football field is never the same?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?