What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?