What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?