What was the first animal in space?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What day is your mom always right?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?