What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Grand-paw.
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Do dads always snore?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
Why are skeletons so calm?