Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What is the most attractive fruit?
