What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Grand-paw.
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?