What animal makes the best lunches?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?