What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?