What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What's a goose's favorite book?
How do you send a message in the forest?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?