Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?