Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
It'll keep it under wraps.
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why was the spider so smart?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
How does a squid go into battle?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?