Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
It'll keep it under wraps.
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
How do you talk to a giant?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Why are trees so good at interior design?