What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
How does dinner smell?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What are you studying in math?