What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Which animals make the best football players?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
How do you wash a lamb?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What's the scariest letter?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?