How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why do two skunks argue?
Why is a computer so smart?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Where do automobiles have picnics?