What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
A litter boxer.
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What do naked fish play with?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
How long do chickens work?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Where do polar bears vote?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What do you call a household of counselors?