How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?