Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?