What do fish do at parades?
They wave.
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What does the sun drink out of?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?