Why are puppies so flexible?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
It's allergy season again?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What season begins with a thud?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?