Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Because the captain was standing on the deck.
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Which plant has the best roar?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What do you call a short cow?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?