Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Because the captain was standing on the deck.
What bird is losing its hair?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
How do you know bees have allergies?
How does a witch play loud music?
Which family member has tusks?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What animal has the most fun?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What's a watch's eldest relative?