What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Which plant has the best roar?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What do you call a short cow?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?