Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Because the captain was standing on the deck.
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What day never takes itself seriously?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What sports are both plant-based?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why did the cloud date the fog?