What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What do you call the dog magician?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What kind of computers do horses use?
A book just fell on my head.
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?