What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Where do polar bears vote?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
How did the vampire start his letter?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
When do astronauts eat?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Who do camels find most inspiring?