Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
How did the pirate call his mother?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.