Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
How do you grill cheese?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?