What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Which animal is the most religious?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?