What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What's the friendliest pen?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?