What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Chocolate mousse.
Which animal should never work for the government?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
How did the toad die?
What do mice do when they're at home?
Where does water do all its banking?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
I'm not a bad putter.
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What do bees say in the summer?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?