What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What's the richest basketball team?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?