What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What do cats eat for breakfast?