Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Because it's traveling light.
What makes a glow worm glow?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Where do ants go to eat?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What do you call the successful dog detective?