Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What do you call a pig thief?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What is the most adorable season?