What bird is losing its hair?
A bald eagle.
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What sport do horses love to play?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?