What bird is losing its hair?
A bald eagle.
Where is the coldest place to work?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why was the cat so small?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?