Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What's a priest's favorite food?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What words make the best athletes?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What color are all the books in the library?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?