What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
You get lumberjacked.
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Where does water do all its banking?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Families are like fudge.
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?