How does a witch play loud music?
On her broom box.
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Which subject has two parts?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Where do hands go on vacation?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why was the cow afraid?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?