How does a witch play loud music?
On her broom box.
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What game do bats excel at?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
We had a discussion about roses.
How do you send a message in the forest?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?