How does a witch play loud music?
On her broom box.
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Which cats have the best manners?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
Where do stars go to college?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
How did the tree get lost?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What do you call a small mom?