How does a witch play loud music?
On her broom box.
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What do rich squirrels eat?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What did autumn say to summer?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?