What's a watch's eldest relative?
A grandfather clock.
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What animal could Noah not trust?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
When should you start writing a book?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?