What's a watch's eldest relative?
A grandfather clock.
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What condiment has wings?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why was the mime upset?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?