What's a watch's eldest relative?
A grandfather clock.
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
How did the toad die?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?