What's a watch's eldest relative?
A grandfather clock.
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What do you call a sad latte?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What is the tallest building in the world?