Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Where would you find an elephant?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?