When is a black dog not a black dog?
When it's a greyhound.
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
How do horses navigate at night?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Which cats have the best manners?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?