When is a black dog not a black dog?
When it's a greyhound.
How do horses navigate at night?
Where do actors go to pray?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?