When is a black dog not a black dog?
When it's a greyhound.
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What's a henway?