When is a black dog not a black dog?
When it's a greyhound.
What do you call an animal pop star?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What do you call a handsome runner?