What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?