What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What does a panda ghost say?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?