What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Why are turtles so shy?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What fairy loves to count?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
How long will dinner be?
How long do chickens work?