Why are stones so good at music?
How do you get kids to do something?
How does a cow do math?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What day is your mom always right?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What is a mom's favorite game?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?