What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
How do billboards talk?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What is the coolest country?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What kind of books do boats write?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
How do you organize a space party?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?