What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Which relative loves rice?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?