Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Where do chips wear socks?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
How do fireflies start a race?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Why are scissors so forgiving?