What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?