What utensil does water use to eat?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why did the barber win the race?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What do stars celebrate in December?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.