Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What do you call the dog magician?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Why do mice need oiling?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?