My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What is blue and not heavy?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?