Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
He couldn't put it down.
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What did March say to the madness?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why do kids love theater classes?