Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
He couldn't put it down.
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
What do you call a small mom?
Where do ants go to eat?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Which computer won the talent show?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What do fairies always drink?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?