Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
He couldn't put it down.
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What birds make average students?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What's the loudest sport?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
How does a barber get to work?
How do frogs get to work?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What job did the corn on the cob get?