Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What do little fish love to play with?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?