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If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
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When should baseball players wear armor?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Which plant has the best roar?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?