What do you call a Zen egg?
What did the confused bee say?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?