What car can you only see twice a year?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why was the spider so smart?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What insect runs away from everything?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?