What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why do mice need oiling?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What's the best part about Valentine's Day?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What is an insect's favorite game?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What's a frog's favorite year?