What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
I pine for you.
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
How do you compliment a cat?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?