What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Carbon dating.
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What's the slowest 5k?
Bears love exotic cars.
How does dinner smell?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What siblings are always sad?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?