Why is grass so dangerous?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What do math teachers eat?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why are books always so angry?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why was the dog overweight?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?