Why is sand so optimistic?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What day is your mom always right?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
What type of car do planets buy?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?