Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why did the foal cough?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What do you call a dog that meditates?