What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Spring.
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why are fish such good architects?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?