You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
They just pick things up as they go along.
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What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What game do cows play at parties?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?