You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
They just pick things up as they go along.
What do you call two birds in love?
Why was the cat so small?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?