Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?