What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
An oranga-tan.
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What's the friendliest national park?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?