What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
An oranga-tan.
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What shape is bad at driving?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What is the best way to study the Bible?