Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Which family member has tusks?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Which cats have the best manners?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?