Why do trees have so many friends?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why was the musician arrested?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?