Why was the chip acting so goofy?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What car can you only see twice a year?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
What's the saddest part of the week?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What do cats wear to work?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What do birds say to encourage each other?