Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Because he vetoed it.
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?