Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Because he vetoed it.
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
How did the tree get lost?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What game do bats excel at?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?