Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Because he vetoed it.
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why are books always so angry?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What fish sings the best?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?