What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
Where do birds go to drink?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
If you need help building an ark...
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?