Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
It takes a while to rise.
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Why was the bud so shy?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Which bug is related to you?
What bird is always sad?