How do cats make a birthday cake?
What do pigs do over the summer?
How do you arrest a pig?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Where do surfers go to school?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?