Why are books always so angry?
What's a goose's favorite book?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What's the noisiest food?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What shape is bad at driving?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?