Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
How does one gelatin greet another?
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Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What bird helps you stay dry?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?