Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
How do you measure a millennial?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?