Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What do cats wear to work?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?