What animal is always ready to protect people?
An arm-adillo.
Where are average things manufactured?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
It's Crowded!
What's the biggest moth in the world?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What's the loudest sport?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?