How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why are fish such good architects?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What table can you never sit at?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
When should you start writing a book?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What does a panda ghost say?