Where do religious school children practice sports?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
What do you eat on July 5th?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?