Why is a doctor always calm?
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What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why don't fish play basketball?
When do mice play every day?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
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Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What type of car do planets buy?
Where do books sleep?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why do some people love eating snails?