Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
They were identical Twix®.
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What animal has the most fun?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
How are mountains able to see?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What do naked fish play with?