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They were identical Twix®.
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What animal knows kung fu?
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What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
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Why was the artichoke so generous?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
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How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
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Where was Noah born?