Why do hogs play so much football?
They love to throw pigskins!
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why are trees always so positive?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?