Why do hogs play so much football?
They love to throw pigskins!
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What do cats wear to work?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What table can you never sit at?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?