What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Why do bees gossip?
Why did the barber win the race?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Do dads always snore?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?