Why do hogs play so much football?
They love to throw pigskins!
What do you call an animal pop star?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Why was the math book sad?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why was the spider so smart?