Why do hogs play so much football?
They love to throw pigskins!
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What does winter fat turn into?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What shape has a knighthood?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
What school subject really rocks?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?