What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Samson.
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
How do you drive a man crazy?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?