What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What kind of bird can write?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Where do stars go to college?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What do you call a small mom?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?