What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
How do you make a bandstand?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?