Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why was the math book sad?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Where would you find an elephant?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Are baby skunks cute?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?